“Share three classic movie moments that have, in some shape or form, made you buy things, do things, think things that perhaps you shouldn't have.”
1. Once upon a time, the Muses wafted down from Parnassus (or Venice, CA, not sure which) to suburban New Orleans, in a cloud of glitter and cocaine (otherwise called "Xanadu") and whispered into my innocent childlike ear.
Anyway, because of those bitches, I found myself wearing suspenders. At least on one free dress day at school, during recess they got plucked. I didn't make that mistake again.
2. For the next misstep, I can't really blame "Grey Gardens", but I will.
"I could have been a countess, countess jason. But I never had a chance to do
anything like that...'cause Mother wasn't well during the war. She had her
eye operation. I missed out on everything." (I paraphrase)

3. Lastly, repeated early watchings of "Pillow Talk", planted the idea that by playing "hard" to get, somehow a middle aged virgin with a love of decorating (as long as he's photographed with soft focus, vaseline smeared lens) could manage to snag a tall, dark, handsome gay man.
I'm still living that one down.
Let's see, let's see...I tag:
Miss Janey
silly monkey
Jill
Marshall
and anyone else out there who wants to be tagged

5 comments:
I had those suspenders too...shhhh, don't tell anyone.
I did it!
Anyway, because of those bitches, I found myself wearing suspenders. At least on one free dress day at school, during recess they got plucked.
Did they snap your bra strap too?
There's the difference in our ages Jason. I had the suspenders too, but the inspiration was Godspell.
WV - porkedg. Oh great, now I'm hungry.
I actually called in to an actual radio station and dedicated Xanadu to an actual girl (circa early 80's). Let's classify it a mistake - but I still freaking love that song ;-)
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