Feb 20, 2010
This afternoon, tired of eating alone all the time, I attempted to find someone, anyone, who would deign to dine with me.
I was half tempted to sign up for some cooking classes below, but even I'm not that hungry.
Call to friend 1.= no pick up.
Call to friend 2. =interrupted a nap...."call me later this week, maybe, hon."
Call to friend 3. =straight to answering machine.
Call to ______ 4."I have a coupon for the casino buffet!"
we have a winner.
(Yes, I'll be squiring my mother again to the land of fried shrimp, fried hair and fried nicotine)