Trap 100 people for 8 hours in enclosed space.
Agenda:
7:30 "Motivational!" powerpoint
8:00 Stern warnings about everything
10:00 Brainstorm about "natural disaster preparedness".
11:00 Force audience to listen to AFLAC pitch.
12:00 feed 100 people in enclosed space red beans and rice.
1:00 Natural disaster...
8 comments:
One of my co-workers at the Westin in New Orleans once announced, after a Monday dinner break of red beans and rice, "If I fart any more, I'm gonna levitate."
Thanks for the warning.
so many people in an enclosed space for so long a time does not sound pretty.
Sounds like you've done this a time or two.
Miss J could tolerate it all- but for that "Motivational" crap...
So useful in airlifting Katrina victims that I’m surprised the Red Cross doesn’t make Red Beans and Rice and personal zeppelins mandatory for hurricane evacuation kits.
Honey, I forgot to mention, tonight is the Pleiades
"The Moon and the Pleiades
are set. Night is half
gone and time speeds by.
I lie in bed, alone."
Go out and look at them and their attendant comets, if the skeeters don't eat you up.
Thanks, Peenee!
It's all about the lesbians here.
You're welcome, sweetie, because I do so adore you. Oh, and also, you're tagged.
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