"Prodigious:
The hole in the backyard is so prodigious that it takes 50 bodies to fill it."
(Today's sentence courtesy of that quiet girl in the back left corner of the class)
say what?
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14 comments:
Holy crap. It's always the quiet ones.
"She always kept to herself."
Did you ever imagine she could become a prodigious serial killer?
"Oh, sure."
You're probably safe. If she has that firm a grip on the number of bodies required, she's obviously filled up the hole by now. But I'd sleep with the light on if I were you.
Oooh, ooh, what if she's related to your Renuzit neighbor lady?
i say that girl gets an A.
I wouldn't worry as she is obviously counting the time and bodies until she gets out. You'll probably run into her later on one day when she's truly dangerous and think back that you are safe and have a pass for being a good teacher. She might knock off a body for you. Good Karma Good Karma.
Not "will take" but "takes." As though she's done it several times.
I hope your school has metal detectors at the front door.
I want to sit next to her and be her BFF.
She's a KILLAH, baby, just waiting to bloom.
Give her credit 50 bodies takes someone with a good work ethic. A lazy child would stop at four or five bodies.
She doesn't specify which kind of bodies, human, squirrel, racoon, bovine...., thus bringing into question whether or not the hole really is prodigious.
Just makes you want to weep with pride, huh?
:O
Meh, she only knows how many bodies would be needed to fill it.
I'd only start being worried if she knew how many dead babies would be needed.
Send her to the counselor.
Then have her write her own blog.
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