Dec 20, 2007

"the reason for the season"

I mentioned my own Kris Kringling efforts a bit earlier, but I neglected to mention what I myself received:



Yes, that's right:
a Jesus fish.

And a big box of microwave popcorn.

Apparently, I seem to need Jesus....and roughage.
ho ho ho.

5 comments:

Silly Monkey said...

How presumptuous of the gift-giver. But I love the mix of Jesus fish and popcorn.

One year, Ophira got a Virgin Mary picture frame. She's Jewish. Ophira, not Mary. Well, I guess Mary was, too, huh?

mrpeenee said...

I think you're holding it upside down, silly. It's obviously a fish that says "Su Set". Must be an ad gimmick for a fabulous new hair product.

Michael Guy said...

I'm not certain but isn't there scripture about Jesus turning water into wine?! I'm just saying...popcorn figures into that parable in the new, new testament.

Buttered? or Non-buttered? I'm thinking Jesus would like butter.

And just how large is the 'jesus-fish'? With a 'Bedazzler' you could whip yourself up a sweet belt-buckle in no time flat...

thombeau said...

Wow.

Miss Janey said...

Oh, no they di'nt!

Perhaps you could use your Jesus fishing to lure a larger fish.