Surrounded by colleagues, and prodded,
Encircled, encouraged by that myriad,
Five times Velinda tried,
Navel aligned, mind applied
And broke that pine plank…on her period.
Hot Slut Of The Day! - Michael from the video for Timex Social Club’s Rumors! My name is Michael and I’m gayer than a pink-dyed Persian cat in a tiny blue sequined top hat. So if...